proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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realitytvbitch:

When someone says they don’t like Beyoncé

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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

officialjeffgoldblum:

did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3

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"I’m Zayn and I’m known as the moody, mysterious one"

"Are you moody?"

"Nah, I think I’m misjudged"

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